That awkward moment when you're talking to someone...
When talking about a crush...
laugh-addict: Normal girls… My friends and I…
I’m already tired of school and it hasn’t even...
That sad moment when you go in to kiss someone...
laugh-addict: And you hit the mirror
isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time
WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME WHAT I'M EATING IS FATTENING
when your computer is already super slow and you...
dampsandwich: WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
crapuccinos: i am like a hexagon all my hecks r gone
christinaposabule: hey wanna hear a joke well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
harryflack: remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold
monarchbaby: mareeps: still not sure what exactly math is It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem
pizza: your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: jusst-another-day: simplymykayla: cnnbreakingofficial: if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 my blog is worth more than i am Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30 first the...
notahoe: eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
i cant sleep but im sleepy do you see my fuckin problem
Stepping out the shower and feeling like the...
laugh-addict: Me during the 2012 “apocalypse”.
imnotocake: do you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom and change your hair and all your clothes and completely reinvent yourself but then realise it takes time and money then retreat to your bed and hate who you are
ieatgokudera: EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
After I finish talking to the person I like.
I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG
njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
When the teacher is lecturing too fast
i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear